Somewhere Between Caffeine & Nicotine

My name's Canada. Twenty. Los Angeles. Boston. Music. Sports. Friends. College and Puppies.
Brodie says, “Good morning, and you can come play with me now!”

Brodie says, “Good morning, and you can come play with me now!”

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.

—Every Last One (Anna Quindlen)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via this-istheend)

Charlie has staked out his spot for today. (Ps if you want him he’s for adoption and the cutest little bugger ever!)

Charlie has staked out his spot for today. (Ps if you want him he’s for adoption and the cutest little bugger ever!)

This is Steve. He’s my favorite so far. All he does is sit there and smile at you.

This is Steve. He’s my favorite so far. All he does is sit there and smile at you.

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(via st-peterscathedral)

Life’s been good to me recently

I start my new job today. I never have to make another grilled cheese for an ungrateful little head again. I’ve started packing up my apartment and I’m super excited that Vlad is gonna be moving in with us. I don’t know everything just seems to be going my way right now and I’m super happy and this can’t be real and something is gonna blow up in my face soon.

Guinea Pig camouflage with a towel.

Guinea Pig camouflage with a towel.

Spending my final shift in Cleveland Circle with Janet and Cousin Joe. Come say hi! (at Roxy’s Gourmet Grilled Cheese)

Spending my final shift in Cleveland Circle with Janet and Cousin Joe. Come say hi! (at Roxy’s Gourmet Grilled Cheese)

After the ocean ate all my dye on Tuesday I finally was able to fix it. I feel human (mermaid) again.

After the ocean ate all my dye on Tuesday I finally was able to fix it. I feel human (mermaid) again.

Lunch!

Lunch!

Eugene was wearing a burger costume the entire time in my head.

Eugene was wearing a burger costume the entire time in my head.

I’M SO EXCITED!!! I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT!!

I’M SO EXCITED!!! I JUST CAN’T HIDE IT!!

Ugh I’m having a heart attack because my chem lab grade form the summer still hasn’t posted in like 3 weeks since class and I have 735.5 points and 735 is one grade and 736 is another and I REALLY need the GPA points if it can be just rounded up and ugh this is killing me.